A Cynic's View of the Jan Lokpal

Friends 

There is not an iota of doubt that India as a country is being sucked dry of its vitality by the singular malaise of corruption. There is hardly any sphere of endeavor-public or private-that has not been afflicted by this malady. While it is the public/Government sector that has been at the receiving end of the heavy artillery fire from the media and others on this issue, the fact is that the private sector is perhaps much more corrupt and a much bigger defaulter when it comes corruption in the country. But I guess that I have already written enough on the corruption prevalent in the private sector. The purpose of this article is different.

At the very outset I would like to assert that  I am a great admirer of Respected Shri Anna Hazaare and the members of the 'Civil Society' that is pressing for the immediate (and unconditional) passage of the Jan-Lokpal Bill. However, having said that, I must also add that I  firmly believe that what they are doing-albeit appealing in the short run- is going to prove disastrous and counterproductive for the nation in the long run. Since the current movement to pass the Jan-Lokpal bill is being presented as the second independence "Doosri Aazaadi" movement, I will compare the passage of the Jan-Lokpal bill to the "Freedom" that we got in 1947 and the aftermath of the event. 

There is no denying the fact that when we became independent, we had statesmen, thinkers, educationists and  other citizens of the highest merit, scholarship and integrity in the constituent assembly and then the parliament.  Corruption, though still present, was low and the common man-the aam junta-had a lot of hope and expectation from the "freedom" that we had attained and the democratic system that we had adopted. To be fair, in the short run, the hope was repaid by rapid development and leaders of high caliber. However, soon the situation started to deteriorate. Casteism was the first evil that became a part and parcel of our democracy destroying-in one stroke, all the good work done by generations of social reformers from Raja Ram Mohun Roy to Swami Vivekanand. Pretty soon criminalization of politics started. And soon the heady mixture of casteism, criminalization and corruption was emitting a stench that would put two day old shit lying unflushed in the commode to shame ! If the media is to be believed, we have had 40 major scams in the 65 years that India has existed as an independent democratic state. Today, things have come to such a pass that the nation as a whole is endorsing the idea that we never became independent in the first place. 

So, what does this state of our democracy have to do with the passage (or success) of Jan Lokpal as a bill and as an institution ? Actually by discussing the state of our nation and our democracy today, all I am trying to do is to illustrate how we function as a people and a nation. Actually we are a nation of corrupt citizens. We have a natural love for things that are not right. We love to flout rules, break laws and harass our fellow citizens at the slightest opportunity. And, the worst of all, we, the citizens of India, always put our petty interests and ambitions before the well-being of the nation and the society. And that is the reason that each and every institution in this country is corrupt without fail. The whole private sector is corrupt and the corruption in the public sector is hidden from none. Even the holy cows of the Indian democracy-the army and the judiciary-are not untouched by this malaise. So, if all the institutions that matter in this country are corrupt or, we may say, have become corrupted over a period of time, then how are we being naive enough to presuppose or believe that the Jan-Lokpal institution will be manned by angels ??!! From where are we going to get the personnel for the Jan-Lokpal ? The answer is obvious isn't it ? The same people who have failed to keep even one institution in this country clean and free of corruption are going to make the institution of the Jan-Lokpal as their heavenly abode ! Initially for a few years-just as it was the case with our independence-we will no doubt get a Jan-Lokpal headed by a very honest and competent person and the organization itself will, by and large, have honest persons manning it. But, after those first few honeymoon years, the elixir of casteism, criminalization and corruption will start permeating the organization of the Jan Lokpal also, and, mark my words, within a decade of its formation, the Jan-Lokpal will become the single most corrupt organization of this country. 

If the Jan Lokpal is given all the powers being demanded by the Civil Society, the result would be that the honest officer, who, at present, is still able to perform, will be hounded, victimized and forced to become corrupt. I will present the future to you. It will be as follows:

"An inspector of the Jan-Lokpal walks into the office of an honest officer and demands that ten of  the files of tenders and contracts done by the officer be handed over to him. The files are handed over. The Jan-Lokpal inspector scrutinizes the files minutely and out of the ten that he has taken, finds that 'Procedural' flaws have been left in two of them. The inspector now gives a call to the honest officer and demands a bribe of a few lakhs of rupees from the poor officer who is not even aware of the 'procedural lapses' that he has supposedly 'committed'. Since the officer is honest, he obviously has no money to give bribe to the Jan-Lokpal inspector. So the inspector takes the matter to his seniors, a chargesheet is prepared, the honest officer (without the money to pay the bribe) is chargesheeted, sent to jail, his property is confiscated and since all other institutions in the country from the police to the judiciary and even the Prime Minister are within the purview of the Jan-Lokpal, he receives no help from any quarter because everybody is afraid of making the all-powerful Jan-Lokpal their enemy. So the net result is that the poor honest officer of our story either spends his time in Jail and then comes out to live a life of indignity and dishonor or he commits suicide !"

Now if we replace the honest officer of our story with a dishonest one, we find that the complexion changes immediately. The dishonest officer-and dishonest officers usually have no ego hassles and/or scruples-is quick to bow down before the corrupt Jan-Lokpal inspector. He polishes the he ego of the Jan-Lokpal inspector and offers him a monthly share from his corrupt earnings. The Jan-Lokpal inspector takes the offer and starts protecting the dishonest officer who merrily continues with his corrupt ways.

Mind my words, this is exactly what is going to happen. Actually the vigilance organization of the country was strong enough to put the brakes on corruption. So was the CBI and the courts and the ED and the police and  the plethora of watchdogs and other similar organizations that exist in this country. But all these organizations, which were supposed to battle and stop corruption became ineffective because with the passage of time they became infiltrated and staffed by the corrupt elements which form the overwhelming majority of the population  of this country. 

The fate of the Jan-Lokpal will be no different. It will eventually become a "Bhasmaasur"that will seek to destroy the very institution that created it, i.e: the parliament and the Civil Society. Since all the other institutions would be within the  jurisdiction of the Jan-Lokpal, they will all make peace with it instead of fighting it. The Jan-Lokpal of India will, thus, eventually emerge as the dictator of India-a sort of Indian Gestapo with the powers of the Fuehrer and not even the rudimentary responsibility towards the public that perhaps even Hitler had to shoulder. 

The Civil Society members say that the Jan Lokpal would be responsible to the citizens of India and that any citizen would have the freedom to complain against the Lokpal to the Supreme Court of India. While making that assumption they forget that we are a country on non-complainers. We are a nation whose drivers are 'Jugaad" and "Chalta-Hai" attitude. My prediction is that not many people will be willing to complain against this gestapo like entity with Ogdru-Jahadish overtones and those who do complain would be systematically hounded and eliminated by the Jan-Lokpal.

Call me a cynic if you would. But this is exactly how the story is going to unfold once the Jan-Lokpal is created. I may be proved wrong on the time line. It is possible that it may take more than a decade. But mark my words, by pressing for a Jan-Lokpal of the type advocated by the Civil Society, we are driving the last nails in the coffin of democracy and the fundamental rights granted to the citizens of India.

Advertising-A Fraud On Consumers

Dear Friends

I have been rather vocal about the malpractices and corruption rampant in the private sector in our country. While almost all our attention is diverted by the majorly pro-private sector (and corrupt) media towards the corruption in the Government sector, the daylight dacoities and frauds being committed by the private sector on the hapless consumers are happily ignored. In this article, I will try to bring into focus one of the biggest frauds being committed on the Indian public daily by the private sector, in full public view (literally !!). It is a fraud that people have made careers out of and one in which the most respectable of celebrities in our country participate on a daily basis. This fraud is the biggest scam in the nation-much bigger than the 2-G scam or the Commonwealth Scam or any other scam that has been or will be !! Moreover, its perpetrators live respectably in the society and enjoy and flaunt all their ill-gotten wealth with aplomb. The fraud-indeed scam-that I am talking about has a very attractive name. It is called "Advertising".

Now-now, before you proclaim me a cynic consider this. A certain company launches a brand of cream that "Guarantees" fair skin for men. In order to bolster this claim, they market the cream saying that it contains an agent called "American Luminopeptide". Now, I have been a student of Life Sciences and have studied subjects like Biochemistry and Physiology in quite some detial. In my entire student life, I don't recall ever having come across any protein or amino acid known as "American Luminopeptide". In fact, just before writing this article, I googled "American Luminopeptide" in order to be doubly sure that it is not a very recent discovery in the field of biochemistry. However, even the all powerful Google refused to acknowledge the existance of any such protein or amino acid and only confirmed that it is some mysterious chemical or agent that the company under discussion seems to have added to its cream. The marketing of the cream on the basis of an ingredient that does not exist is just one part of the fraud. The second part of the fraud is committed by the reigning superstar of Hindi film industry. A much respected, talanted and intelligent Shah Rukh Khan comes on the screen and declares with impunity that he uses this particular brand of cream and that is has helped to make him fairer since it contains "American Luminopeptide"!!! Of course, the fact is that Mr.Khan has never used this cream and nor will he ever use it. He is simply "Promoting" this cream in return for a hefty sum of money. So, what does this mean ? Translated into simple terms, it means that Mr.Khan is lying to the entire nation when he says that he uses this brand of cream to make himself fairer. I would like to ask that before endorsing this cream with an imaginary ingredient known as "American Luminopeptide" , has Mr.Khan bothered to enquire as what this ingredient is ? Can he provide us with a record of the period for which he has used this cream ? Has he undergone any medical tests that may prove that he has actually become fairer after using this cream for a certain period of time ? You know as well as I know that the answer to all these questions is 'No'. But still, Mr.Khan stands tall on the TV screen and lies in broad floodlights in front of the entire nation and assists the company to fool an entire nation in return for a fat fee. I have given just one example. Every day we see scores of celebrities competing with each other in their bid to pursuade us that this cosmetic is good for our skin and that one is good for our hair. We also see the same kind of unsubstantiated claims and blind promotion for products like food supplements, toothpaste, white goods and the like. To illustrate further, one brand of toothpaste claims that it has "Extra Calcium". They also run an ad showing their brand of toothpaste being applied to two sea-urchin shells (which are inherently brittle and are made of calcium carbonate). Then-post application of the tooth paste, the shells are hit against each other, and the one which has not received the application of the tooth paste breaks. Now, one thing that the tooth paste company has not told the consumers and the viewers of this ad is that there is nothing in common between a living tooth and the dead endoskeleton of a sea urchin ! So what works on a sea urchin shell will sure as hell not work on a tooth ! The tooth paste company also does not cite any study or scientific evidence to prove that their tooth paste that supposedly strengthens sea urchin shells will also strengthen teeth. But still, such mindless advertising continues. Its a free for all. Companies continue to rope in celebrities who continue to make unsubstantiated and largely unscientific claims about the efficacy of products that they have never used in front of the whole nation in return for huge sums of money. And, the poor consumer, blinded by all this glitz and glamour continues to spend his hard earned money on products which leave him cheated in the end. This national fraud continues unabated, making everybody richer at the cost of the poor, hapless and gullible consumer.

Corruption and The Great Media Circus

Dear Friends
Once more its bonanza time for the one of the most corrupt of all Indian institutions...the Indian Media. The once hallowed and rock solid fourth pillar of democracy-one that contributed magnificently in the freedom movement-has proved beyond doubt in the past few days that its insides have also been eaten and digested by the termites of corruption and only a hollow edifice remains. What we have been witnessing on the television, ever since Swami Ramdev began his fast against corruption and black money, is circus in the name of journalism and journalistic freedom. Instead of focusing on the genuine issue of billions of dollars worth of Indian Black money stashed abroad and the crusade to bring it back, our news channels have been busy discussing the 'Salwaar Kameez' that Baba Ramdev had to wear in order to escape the police action at Ramlila Ground and the little jig that Smt Sushma Swaraj did on a patriotic song with her party workers. Our 'Netas' are also busy taking potshots at each other. Suddenly, the color of Baba Ramdev's Salwar Kurta and the dance of Mrs Swaraj has become the hot topic of discussion on all the channels of the idiot box.Media is working doubly hard and hand in glove with the politicians to divert public attention from the real issues like black money, corruption and the right of the people to protest peacefully in a democracy (or the lack of it). Question is that are the people smart enough to see beyond this media circus ?

A Solution to The Problem of Corruption- One, Which Will Never Be Implemented !!

Dear Friends,

I am writing this post in response to a demand by my friend Mohit Lila that I should also propose a solution for the problem of corruption plaguing our country. Now, most people would not have made this demand to a person who writes a long article titled,"Why India Will Never Be Corruption Free". But Mohit-having known me for almost a decade now-is more aware than most others about the point that I was trying to make in my article. He has correctly realized that what I am trying to say is not that corruption does not have a cure. Actually, like most other problems created by and affecting humanity at large; corruption also has a cure. But in the Indian context, the cure to the problem of corruption is so difficult-almost impossible-to implement that I am inclined to prophesize that India will never be corruption free. Still, since a solution has been demanded from me, I will attempt to provide the same. 

1) Creation of a No-Exception Organization: All the right thinking and upright people in India will have to come together and form a "No-Exception Organization". The members of this organization will pay their bills on time, obey the laws of the land, park their vehicles in designated parkings and generally try to maintain the conduct expected of an ideal citizen. This conduct will have to maintained not out of fear of prosecution but because it is the right thing to do. At the same time, the members of this organization will actively, non-violently and steadfastly oppose corrupt practices. For instance, when a shopkeeper offers to give a good without receipt, a member of this organization will offer to pay the tax due on the purchase and ask for the receipt. He will also try to counsel the shopkeeper about the importance of personal probity in the fight against corruption. I propose that this organization could be formed on-line in the beginning and as the numbers of the members grow, it could hold a national rally against corruption and corrupt practices. An important aspect of this organization would be that it would also welcome those who have been involved in corrupt practices in the past but are now willing to confess, repent and reform. 

2) Death Penalty in cases of wanton and glaring corruption especially by officials at high places  : On this issue we have to take a leaf out of the book of China. Recently it was reported in all the leading newspapers that Mayor of a province in China was convicted of wanton corruption and was sentenced to death. It is a well known fact that only deeply entrenched and palpable fear can check a phenomenon like corruption which is fueled by the most basic of human instincts-Greed. Corruption has to declared an anti-national activity on par with sedition and must attract the harshest of penalties. A person indulging in corruption must know that he could be paying with his life for his greed.

3) Special Fast Track Courts to try cases of corruption with daily hearings especially in serious cases like the 2-G and Commonwealth Scams: Corruption flourishes in our country because the corrupt know that they can delay the cases against them indefinitely. When delay takes place in such cases it becomes possible for those charged with corruption to influence the process of investigation against them. Given enough delay, governments change, officials change and the priorities of the public also change. What is a burning issue today, after ten years, becomes a non-issue because in the meanwhile several new issues crop up. So, delay in the administration of justice is the biggest impediment in the fight against corruption. 

4) Special Agency to Investigate Cases of Corruption : With all due respect to the CBI, I feel that it is time that we had an investigating agency solely dedicated to and specializing in investigating cases of corruption. Corruption as a crime is very different in its nuances from a murder or a rape or a theft. Whats more, corruption may be twice as difficult to prove before a court of law when compared to a murder or a rape. The CBI at the moment handles all kinds of cases. In my view, it can only be considered a generalist organization. What is required is an organization specializing in investigating corruption and only corruption. Such an organization should be staffed with only the best and brightest officers with unimpeachable integrity. Only those exhibiting a missionary zeal against should be posted in this specialist organization. This organization should be headed by  a visionary leader who is himself/herself beyond all doubt. The example of Delhi Metro shows what an organization focussed on its goals with a visionary leader at the helm can achieve in a short span of time. 

5) Ensuring zero exceptions to the law of the land: What use is a law if it not implemented or, worse-still, selectively implemented ? I was driving down from Lucknow to Allahabad yesterday and I must have seen not less than ten vehicles-from two wheelers to cars-plying on the road without any numbers on their registration plates. Innumerable 'tempos' passed me which were badly overloaded with the driver practically hanging out of the driving seat. Several motorbikes passed which had complete families (upto 5 people at a time) riding on a single bike ! All these were blatant and daylight illegal activities. And yet no body checked or stopped the offenders. The fact of the matter is that in our great country, breaking the law has become almost a cultural phenomenon ! Once the people know that they can break laws and get away with it, rest assured that blatant and unchecked corruption will the end result of such a state of affairs. People of our country need to be taught DISCIPLINE. That can only be done by reducing the number of laws and ensuring strict compliance of those that are in force. A disciplined society is honest and an undisciplined one-corrupt.

6) Expunging the word "Caste" from the Constitution of India and Declaring Caste and Religion Based Politics As Anti-National: Its time we woke up to the fact that in any society there are no castes except for two-The Haves and the Have Nots !! Casteist politics is the tap root that feeds the tree of corruption. Its time we severed this root. It should be made illegal for politicians to ask for votes on the basis of caste, creed or religion and any politician asking for votes or campaigning on this plank overtly or covertly should be debarred from politics for the rest of his/her life. \

7) Praying to God that by some miracle we will get a leader at the helm of the country who has the will, the strength and the support to carry out the radical surgery the cancer of corruption requires: In the discussion above, I have given my solution to the problem of corruption. However, make no mistake, it will remain a solution on paper only. I am 99.999% sure that it will never be implemented. This belief is based on the fact that since Independence corruption has only increased in this country. This means that the general trend by the biggest leaders  in our country has been to tolerate corruption. So, if this has been the trend, then why and how should we expect a sudden change in the fortunes of our country and in the mindset of our leaders now ? So unless and until Lord Krishna himself decides to take an avataar and implement the stringent and radical measures required to stamp out corruption from our country, I see no way that they can be implemented. This of course brings us back to square one. So, in a nut shell, corruption is a curable disease, but its cure is so radical and against the general character of our country (the citizens of which revel in indiscipline and lack of respect for the law of the land) that it shall never be implemented.

Why India Will Never Be Corruption Free--continued

Friends,

It appears that someone who is a part of the "Civil Society" that is spearheading the campaign for drafting and passage of the Jan Lokpal bill has read my blog (or my notes/my friend Mohit Lila's notes on Facebook). I say this because in today's newspaper I read an item which says that the proposed Jan Lokpal bill should take into account social corruption also.  I would say it is a direct take from the issues that I have raised in the earlier post on the subject. Hats off to the person who not only read my sugesstions but is also pressing for their inclusion in the "Mahabill" which is being formulated to stamp out all corruption from our country. 

Actually, we tend to have a very lop-sided view of the corruption situation in our country. We tend to see corruption as an exclusively Government-Organization Specific phenomenon. Our media is largely responsible for this state of affairs which has a heavy anti-Government bias and an equally heavy pro-private sector bias. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that most of the Journalists in this country are failed Civil Service Aspirants. ( Moreover,Since 99.99% of the Media in this country is in the private sector, it is hardly surprising that they are strongly biased in favor of the same). Such a biased media has led the entire India to believe that the Government Servant is the embodiment of all evil and the manager of the private sector-of all virtue. But is it true ? Is the private sector really the holy cow that it is made out to be ?

My question is simple. Will we recognize blatant profiteering at the cost of all ethics, morality and even the nation as corruption or not ? I mean, if a Kalmadi gave contracts worth millions of dollars in excess of the actual market price, someone in the private sector took those contracts and profited left and right from them. So, will we call the person giving such contracts "corrupt" and absolve the guy in the private sector making huge profits out of them as being "Honest" ??!! Why do we have a right to information act that enables the ordinary citizen to seek any information from the Government, but lets the private guy go scot-free ? You may argue that the Government is answerable to the people because it spends public money. But my argument is that if the Government spends public money, the private sector exploits public resources. Air, Water, Land, Forests and the entire environment-all are public resources. If a private enterprise uses public air and public water, releases its pollutants in public environment and sells its products to the public then, in my view, such a firm is as answerable to the public as is the Government. But, our media has focussed all the public attention on the Government, leaving the private sector free to plunder and loot. This, my friends, is the genesis of the "Social Corruption" that is the bane of our country. If at all we have to battle corruption, we will have to battle it in both the sectors, Public and Private. Unless and until we do that, the battle against corruption, even if won, will forever remain half won !

Why India Will Never Be Corruption Free

With the ICC World Cup 2011 finally over, the Indian Public, drunk on the liquor of short lived nationalism needed some issue to prolong the intoxication for a bit more time. It was at this opportune moment that Shri Anna Hazaare stepped onto the scene with a fast unto death against corruption and a demand that the 'Jan Lokpal Bill' be prepared in consultation with representatives of Civil Society. This was the ideal release for the 'Nationalistic Spirit' generated by the world cup victory. It was, at the same time, an ideal 'Filler' for the news-hungry Indian media to fill their airtime with something almost as exciting as the world cup before the IPL began. Expectedly, the media cashed on this opportunity with elan. News channels which mostly have nothing better to do than to broadcast warnings about an impending Armageddon, suddenly became keepers of public conscience and morality. Shady looking anchors were suddenly replaced with upright looking anchors-all claiming to have been the first to take up cudgels against the malaise of corruption by taking Anna's message to the people. Finally after a huge groundswell of support, Anna won the battle and the Government issued a Gazette notification with regard to the the Jan Lokpal Bill which, as per the Civil Society activists, surpassed even their expectations. The situation, as it stands now, is that the committee formed for deliberating upon the structure of the Jan Lokpal Bill has started its sittings on the matter. Almost immediately, allegations of corruption against the likes of Shri Prashant Bhushan have also started surfacing. As the Euphoria of supposedly having won a battle against the Government dissipates, questions have started popping up galore. And the most important question that has come up is that whether the institution of the Jan Lokpal will be be successful in curbing-much less wiping out- the malaise of corruption that is the bane of our society today ?

I for one have often deliberated upon this question from a time much earlier than that of Anna's fast. Only that my question has been slightly different and broader in its scope. My question is : Can India Ever Be Corruption Free?

After years of deliberating upon the question, particularly in the last ten years that I have been in service slowly but surely my response to this singular seminal question has crystallized in mind. And, that response, I am sad to say, is not in the positive. Now, when I ask myself whether India will ever be corruption free, the answer that I get is that India will never be corruption free !

I know that this answer from me breaks your heart. Indeed, it breaks my heart as much as it would break the heart of every right thinking Indian. But sadly, this is the fact. Optimism aside, we cannot wish away the reality. And the reality is that corruption has become such an important part of our socio-economic-cultural fabric that pulling it out now threatens the very existence of the same. The fact of the matter is that basically we are a corrupt society. Not only are we corrupt, we are also highly hypocritical. We want others to follow the rules while we desire exemption from them. We would love it if we could park our vehicles in no-parking zone while all others had to park theirs in a proper parking lot. In our day to day interactions and transactions-in particular those involving big money, we have a certain way of transacting. The first question that is asked is "How much of the payment would be in black and how much in white ?".  Those who cry that there is "too much corruption in India" are themselves corrupt. Its only that they see the corruption of others as corruption while they see their own corruption as 'Business', 'Savings' or 'Strategy'. Go to a shop and start talking to a shopkeeper about how corrupt the taxation regime in the state is. He will pour out his cup of woes to you. But when you purchase something from the same shopkeeper, he will shy away from giving you a receipt. So, the same guy, who was complaining so vociferously about the rampant corruption in the taxation regime, will, in the very next moment, be indulging in tax evasion !! The fact of the matter is that actually majority of the Indian society is OK with corruption. It suits them. It allows them to break queues, get concessions, bend rules, steal taxes, and (wherever possible) plunder and loot public money. In my eyes, the ordinary citizen who enters a public transport and occupies as seat marked as reserved for ladies and aged people is as corrupt as the person who occupies a high office in the Government and indulges in a scam of crores or rupees. That is because the act and the intention is the same-to deprive the fellow citizens of something that is rightfully theirs. The difference is only in the quantum of the act. Let me illustrate this argument with an example.

Once Sir George Bernard Shaw, the famous English play-write was talking to a beautiful lady socialite in a party. In the course of  the conversation, Shaw made her an offer. He said, Mrs.Carter, suppose I offered you 500 pounds, would you sleep with me ? "

"Of course not ! Mr. Shaw" the socialite retorted visibly aghast.

"OK, so what if I offered you 500,000 pounds"

Now this was some offer. The socialite paused to think. After giving some thought to the offer she answered in a whisper " Well...this is an offer that I could accept"

"Hmm,..." hummed Shaw. " What would you say if I revised my bid and offered you 50 pounds for a night?"

"Mr.Shaw !! What is this nonsense ?!! What do you think I am ?!!"

"Oh my dear Mrs. Carter.." answered Shaw calmly. "We have already established what you are. Now we are merely haggling over the price !!"

The example hits. Doesn't it? A lady who is willing to sleep with a stranger for 500,000 pounds a night is as much a prostitute as a lady who does it for 50 pounds. With this example in mind look around you. Are we not a a nation of thieves ? Go to Delhi and the moment you come out of the railway station you are confronted with an autorickshaw-driver who will refuse to take you to your destination by the proper meter reading. Send your car to the service station and you can be 90% sure that the service would be substandard unless you know someone personally in the workshop who looks after your interests there. Go to a medicine shop and you will easily be able to buy a banned drug over-the-counter without a prescription and without a receipt. Call a plumber to work at your home and he will try to do a 'Jugad' instead of proper work even when you are paying him full money. Subscribe to a mobile phone service and your bills will be artificially inflated and you will be charged for services that you never asked for in the first place. Go to buy a cup of steamed corn and the vendor will try to short change you by giving you less than the advertised quantity. Try to park your car in a market and a gang of goondas will descend upon you and shove a piece of paper in your hands as a parking ticket regardless of whether there exists a legal parking at that spot or not and last but not the least, be unfortunate enough to fall so ill so as to be be hospitalized and before you know it, so many test will be performed on you that it would put a lab rat to shame !! (and what is worse, you will be the one paying for the tests regardless of whether you live or die !!). I could fill an entire book with the examples of daily corruption, committed in daily life,by ordinary citizens against each other. But I am not trying to create a compendium of such examples. All I am trying to point out is that as a nation we do not respect the law and have little or no sense of propriety. We do not take seriously things and issues which ought to be taken seriously. Actually what is being perceived as an outcry against corruption is actually a cry of jealousy of the entire nation !! When we see a Raja or a Kalmadi walk away with such enormous booty, our natural 'crab instincts' are activated. We turn blue with envy and the reaction of the entire nation is that "how come this man has earned so much through corruption while I have managed to earn so little??!!" In such a scenario the shopkeeper who refuses to give a receipt for the wares he sells cries "kill kill " against the Rajas and Kalmadis. Likewise does the autorickshawdriver who routinely overcharges and harasses commuters and the CEO of the mobile company that shortchanges customers on a daily basis. 

So where does this discussion lead us ?  I would say that it leads us to the inevitability-the singularity-that says that corruption is here to stay. Actually, in our romantic vision and interpretation of our past, we tend to think that there was once a time when India was corruption free. Actually, there was no such time. Back at the time when the Mahabharata was written, corrupt Indian politicians were at each others throats to gain power (just as they do now). In the middle ages, corrupt Indians helped invaders to loot and plunder our country and evne to enslave it. During the relatively modern times, it was because of the contribution of corrupt Indians that the British enslaved us. Nearly at the time when we gained independence from the British, a certain author called 'Premchand' was leaving a graphic account of corruption in public life and the fate of the honest officer in a short story called "Namak Ka Daroga". Post-Independence, we have seen a systematic loot and plunder of public money year after year. The CWG scam and the 2G scam-both are neither the first nor the last of their kind in this sordid saga. We are a unfortunately a country where Individual ambition has always been stronger than national sentiment. We worship achievers. We make Gods out of them. Its no surprise then that the average Indian wants to achieve-to succeed at all costs. From early childhood, the average Indian grows up in the filth of day-to-day corruption. Such an Indian is initially the victim. First he suffers at the hands of other corrupt citizens. Then he learns the tricks of the trade. And finally after graduating from the university of corruption that is our society, he embarks on his journey to the top . Those who reach the top become Kalmadis, Rajas, Harshad Mehtas et al.  The others utilize their skills to cheat and harass fellow citizens at whichever level they are. Its an unending orgy folks. And it will go on till an eternity in India just as it has gone on from the time of the epics !!

एक नयी ग़ज़ल

उनसे दूरी सही-सही ना गयी,
बात दिल की मगर कही ना गयी;

मैंने नज़रों में हाल-ए-दिल लिक्खा,
राज़ की बात अनकही ना गयी;

वो मेरे हो के भी पराये हैं,
चोट दिल पर लगी रही ना गयी;

मेरा मतलब गलत नहीं था पर,
बात उन तक कभी सही ना गयी;

फासलों को मिटा दिया मैंने,
एक दूरी थी बस वही ना गयी....