Sunday, July 8, 2012

हम अंधे हिन्दुस्तानी


बिक रहा है मुल्क अपना,
और हम खामोश हैं,
ज़ात-मज़हब के नशे में,
इस क़दर बेहोश हैं,
के  हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा.....

कल तलक जो थे भिखारी,
आज राजा हो गए,
भर लिया गद्दों में पैसा,
ओढ़ रूपया सो गए;
लूट खाया मुल्क को,
लेकिन वो बाईमान हैं,
भेड़िये वहशी दरिन्दे,
बन रहे इंसान हैं ;
मुल्क का आवाम गाफिल,
आँख मूंदे सो रहा,
हाँ हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा.....

पैसा तेरा-पैसा मेरा,
स्विस बैंक में सब भर दिया,
लूट सोने का महल,
इक खंडहर सा घर दिया;
सिर्फ घोटाले मिले,
जब से हुए आज़ाद हम,
छिन गए सब हक़ हमारे,
हो गए बर्बाद हम;
मुल्क का हर शख्स जैसे,
लाश अपनी ढो  रहा,
हाँ हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा.....

घूमते नेता विदेशों में,
बड़े आराम से,
बेचते कुर्सी मिली जो,
मुल्क के आवाम से;
आम इन्सां  इस वतन का ,
जो मरा तो क्या हुआ?
हुक्मरानों की नज़र में,
जो हुआ अच्छा हुआ;
अब नहीं कुछ भी बचा है,
अब भरोसा खो रहा;
हाँ हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा.....

हर तरफ अब बेईमानी,
हर तरफ धोखा-फ़रेब,
लूट कर अहल-ए-वतन को,
भर रहे सब अपनी जेब;
मांगते हैं भीख बच्चे,
आज सड़कों पे तो क्या?
है गरीबों के लिए,
ना  घर ना  खाना ना दवा;
हंस रहे नौकर यहाँ,
मालिक बेचारा रो रहा;
हाँ हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा.....

हम किसे इलज़ाम दें,
गलती हमारी भी तो है,
आज देखो वो लुटा,
कल अपनी बारी भी तो है;
सोचता है क्यों तेरा ही,
आशियाँ बच जाएगा,
जिसने लूटा है मुझे वो,
घर तेरे भी आएगा;
ख़त्म हो जाएगा सबकुछ,
ये ही मंज़र जो रहा;
हाँ हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा,
हाँ हमें ये भी नज़र आता नहीं क्या हो रहा.....




Thursday, January 19, 2012

Is Indian bureaucracy the worst?

By: Srivatsa Krishna



IAS Officer



Bureaucracy bashing is India's favorite national vocation. And for good reason. Our bureaucracy has its good share of crooks, criminals and cheats who need to be put away - with or without a Lokpal. The simple counter-question is, does the bureaucracy have a disproportionately larger share of crooks than in other professions in

India, and the data clearly does not say a resounding yes.



In fact, there is perhaps roughly an equal proportion of crooks in the corporate sector (where routinely kickbacks are taken in large-scale procurement and bribing government), in politics, in the media (from paid news to fixing deals, blackmailing, etc), to professional service firms (reputed law firms becoming 'payment gateways' for bribes).

This article is meant to throw some light on the proverbial otherside. It is not meant to deny or defend the existence of crooks in the Indian Administrative Service (IAS) or other civil services, but merely shows the other side, because there is one. In the din surrounding corruption, even the finest of minds are making the mistake of tarring everyone with the same brush, which is simply not correct.

First, when the late Rajiv Gandhi was brutally assassinated in 1991, tempers ran high and there was mayhem all around in Sriperumbudur.One IPS officer, without any weapon on his self, protected the body from being ravaged. His name was Dr R K Raghavan, one of India's most distinguished police officers, whom the Supreme Court relies on routinely for helping them with sensitive cases, only because of hisimpartiality and honesty.

Second, if today millions of Indians are able to pay their electricity bills online or transact on their property easily, without paying bribes to anyone, the credit goes, not to a Lokpal watching over every single government servant, but to Rentala Chandrashekhar, J Satyanarayana and their extraordinary team of IAS officers whopioneered e-governance in the country.

Likewise, if Hyderabad became the toast of the global investorcommunity, with Microsoft establishing its only offshore facilityoutside the US till date, and Google, HSBC and Oracle, to name just afew, investing millions and creating thousands of jobs, the creditgoes to the same team.



Third, does anyone even begin to realise the kind of personal threatsto self and family, faced by V V Lakshminarayana of the IPS, and Dr U V Singh and Vipin Singh of the IFS, in taking on the intensely dangerous mining mafia or Ratn Sanjay in raiding and uncovering human remains inside the house of Shahabuddin, MP? Would an IIM, MBA or an IIT techie work in such a circumstance?

Fourth, how many of those who throw stones at the bureaucracy would be willing to step into the shoes of K M Abraham of the IAS, who took on the combined might of Reliance, Sahara Parivar and the Bank of Rajasthan, only to uphold the law and to maintain the independence ofan impartial regulator against all odds?

And the very same corporate sector, which hands out stories on morality to the bureaucracy, must not forget that more often than not, many of them, not all, want to eagerly subvert the system and break 
the law for a little exclusive privilege or gain.

Fifth, talk to any CEO in India's insurance industry, and he will tell you that the industry as a whole was able to get founded only because of the leadership and the level playing field provided by N Rangachary, an outstanding IRS officer, when he was in Irda, because of which premiums as a percentage of GDP grew from 2.3% (in 2000) to

6.7% (in 2010), and there are about 50 private insurance companies in India today.



Sixth, the country's first PPP airport in Kochi, built at a cost of only 300 crore, including the cost of 1,300 acres, was used by 4.5 million passengers in 2011 and returned a profit of 100 crore. No model concession agreement and no user charges. Just the outstanding leadership provided by V J Kurien of the IAS.

The message that one must appreciate is that there are countless civil servants doing extraordinary work, in equally extraordinary circumstances - the above examples are not exceptions but examples of 
many in the system who are doing quiet, outstanding work. Just because 

they don't figure in the media or are not visible all the time doesn't 
mean they don't exist.

Ask yourself, would an N Chandra produce the magic of making TCS India's largest IT company if he were reporting to a Pappu Yadav and not to S Ramadorai? Would Nandan Nilekani and Shibulal have created the globally-admired brand Infosys, but for N R Narayanamurthy's fabled leadership, and instead if they had a Suresh Kalmadi to report to?

Never forget, Paul O'Neil and Robert McNamara, the titans who shaped the destinies of Alcoa and Ford, failed badly as US Treasury and Defense secretaries, respectively. One of the main reasons India exists as one, despite the various fissiparous tendencies, is the glue of the bureaucracy, which holds  together an intensely diverse, heterogeneous country is due to the good work of many outstanding officers, albeit with many bumps.

Maybe not every IAS officer is unable to understand the vulnerability of his views in the face of alternate opinions. Maybe he is unable to break away from rigid, stated positions to appreciate a very different view, perhaps because of the complex workings of our fabled democracy. India has one of the finest higher civil services in the world, sitting on one of the worst lower bureaucracies - both with honourable exceptions. Don't tar everyone with the same hue and support those in the civil service doing good work. This unarguable truth must be driven home.

(This Article was received by me on E-mail, sent to me by shri D.vasudeva reddy IRTS. It is so good that I thought that I must share it with all of you....)

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Thieves of The Private Sector (Continued): NOKIA (Does Not) Care !!

Dear Friends,
I guess that its time that I told you another horror story about the private sector and its 'efficiency' & 'dedication' towards 'service' to the consumers. This time the story is about Nokia-the mobile phone giant.
Like a lot of people in India I have been using a Nokia mobile phone. To be truthful, the quality of the set per-se is good. However, even good products become old and require repair/service once in a while. So I was not surprised when my handset gave me an ultimatum that it needed a doctor ! Actually what happened was that the main speaker of my phone (which we place on our ear) had been malfunctioning in for some time. I had circumvented this problem by using the hands-free option. The newer models of Nokia have a simple hands-free attachment which has a standard pin that plugs into a jack in the phone. This jack is of the sort that you find in most laptops, TVs etc. Things were working fine this way till a few days ago when, when I inserted the pin of the hands-free attachment into the jack, the phone did not detect the attachment. I fiddled around a bit, turning the pin this way and that. On this the phone detected the same. This continued for a day. However, fearful that I would lose this function completely, I decided to show my phone at an authorized Nokia service center. I took the phone to one such center in Allahabad (please note that it was an authorized service center and not a  'Nokia Care' office). The 'engineer' there saw the phone and without examining it diagnosed that the headphone jack had become defective and would have to be replaced at a cost of Rs. 650/-. I told him that this appeared to be rather high for a jack and asked him if there was any way to repair it at a lesser cost. After he replied in the negative, I went to a 'Nokia Care' office, where, after examining my phone they told me-and I quote-"The jack of the phone is defective. There seem to be some more problems. You will have to leave the phone for at least 48 hours. There is no guarantee about the data and bill for repair would be within Rs.1000/-". At first I was inclined to leave my phone behind but good sense prevailed and I didn't. Instead I took the phone to a local mobile phone mechanic. Once I had explained to him the nature of the problem, he took the phone from me, cleaned the innards of the jack with a pair of pointed forceps, adjusted the contacts inside the jack that touch the pin of the hands-free and returned the phone to me. I tested the phone several times by inserting and removing the pin of the hands-free into the jack, and each time the phone detected the hands-free perfectly. I could not believe my eyes ! There was actually no problem with the jack at all save some accumulated dirt and contacts that required slight manipulation ! I offered money to the mechanic but he refused, saying that actually there was nothing wrong with the phone and he had done 'nothing' that would warrant a payment from me. This time I could not believe my ears ! I thanked him profusely for his help and honesty and went back to the authorized service center of Nokia. There I told them how my phone had been set right in five minutes flat with minimum intervention , by a smalltime mechanic and that too for Free !!! They really had no answer to my question as to why they attempted to wrangle out Rs.650 from me for something that was so petty that another person did it in five minutes for free ?  They really had no answers. Finally, after some thought, the owner of the service center replied. "If you go to a big hospital, you will have to pay for the tests and the CAT scan wont you ?". 
What can I say? Glory be to the thieves of the Private Sector !!

Monday, October 10, 2011

If You Are Against Corruption: You Are Against The System...!!!!

Dear Friends,
Ever since Anna began his campaign against corruption in the country, we all have been watching it with admiration and hope. I, in particular, have watched the events as they have unfolded with great application. And now, I think that the time has come to present my conclusion to you. The conclusion Friends, Indians, Countrymen is.....If you are against corruption,you are against the system..!!
There was a time when I thought (or hoped) that corruption in our country was an aberration. I mean, I thought that our leaders-all the people in important places-were opposed to this phenomenon. However, with considerable horror I realize now that I was extremely naive in my presumption. The fact is that our leaders-all the people in important places-are actually against that individual who dares to raise a voice against corruption in this country.
Look at the demands being made by the people of this country. One, make laws to bring back the black money stashed abroad by corrupt means; Two, reveal the names of those who have perpetrated and orchestrated this loot and Three, pass an effective law that can bring these corrupt people to justice. As a citizen, I think that all these three demands are most logical and fair. In fact, it is a shame that the people of this country are having to make these demands in the first place. As I see it, the moment any party comes to power, it should act on these three issues suo-motu. But what is the response of our 'Leaders' to these demands ? The response is a concerted effort by all the political parties to avoid having to face these demands. All political parties without fail are busy pointing fingers at each other. What they are saying effectively means "Look, who is party-X to call us corrupt ? They are much more corrupt than us !" In this match of mudslinging the real issues-the three demands of the public-are effectively sidelined. As a citizen I fail to understand why no political party is willing to step forward and commit to the people of this country that they are committed to bringing back the wealth of the people of this nation, reveal the names of those who have perpetrated and orchestrated this loot and award exemplary punishment to them. In fact, what I see instead is an all out frontal attack on those who are championing the cause of the people.
The logical question that comes to mind is that how can those, who are against corruption, attack and deamonize those who are campaigning against corruption ?? There is only one answer to this question-and that is the conclusion that forms the title of this article. The fact remains that now there is only one 'System' in this country and that system is 'Corruption'. All those at the top, who are supposed to fight this malaise have their interests firmly rooted in this morass. The moment any one tries to battle corruption, he/she steps on powerful toes and hurts powerful interests. So dear friends, in contemporary India, if you are against corruption..you are against the system...!! Fight it if you wish to...but at your own cost and peril !

Monday, September 26, 2011

Losing A Friend: In Remembrance of Himanshu Mohan

Dear Friends,
Today is one of the saddest days of my life. I have often been woken up from sleep at wee hours in the morning by news of derailments, failures etc. But the news that woke me up today was as terrible as it gets. Kapil Sir called at close to 5 in the morning to inform me that Himanshu Mohan Sir was no more !! Even though I have seen his lifeless body, I still cannot believe that he is gone.....!!
Himanshu Sir, without doubt was one of the nicest and most genuine persons I have known to date. A human being who was defined by dignity, wit, command over language, poetic flair, warmth and an understated elegance. I met him for the first time in NCR Headquarter, in the chamber of Ojha Sir, when I  first reported to NCR after my sudden-interzonal transfer from Northern Railway. In that singular meeting he won me over and it was only later that I came to know that he was so much senior to me. From then on, we kept meeting and soon a friendship blossomed between us which was as unlikely (seeing the difference of seniority) as it was special. I loved his wit and warmth and the ability to make me feel absolutely at home and comfortable and he admired my poetry. In my humble opinion, Himanshu Sir was a rare literary gem-a master of satire and poetic expression-who was yet to be discovered by the literary world. 
It is a sad day today that I am writing this piece as a tribute-a parting gift-to a dear friend whose ready smile, quick wit, sense of humor and down-to-earth attitude will be missed forever by all those who have been fortunate enough to be close to him when he was still here between us. 
Today I bid farewell to my friend and pray to God that his soul may rest in peace.
Adieu my friend....I shall miss you forever !!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Thieves of the Private Sector (Continued): Branded Showrooms Selling "Nakli Maal" in Allahabad

Dear Friends,
I think that I shared with you how a pair of Adidas Sports shoes that I bought from the showroom of Adidas in Vinaayak City Center Mall, Allhabad, lost their 'Souls' -I mean 'Soles'- a few months after purchase and after minimal use. Well, I was telling this story to a journalist friend of mine. Imagine my surprise when he told me that in probability, the pair of shoes that I bought from the Adidas Showroom was fake !! He went on to inform me that large scale business of fake shoes is going on in Allhabad. The modus operandi is that the owners of showrooms of branded shoes are purchasing fake shoes of the same brands which reach Allahabad via Nepal. These shoes are virtually indistinguishable to the untrained eye from the original product. Typically, a pair of such shoes is purchased by the showroom owner at the rate of Rs.250 to 300. The fakes are then sold along with the original ones at the same rate as the originals (Rs. 2500 to Rs.8000 per pair) in the same branded showroom. In the process, the showroom owner laughs all the way to the bank while the poor customer has only one recourse..to go and complain to the showroom owner where insult is added to injury when the staff manning the showroom starts misbehaving with him (just as the Adidas Showroom staff misbehaved with me). If this is really happening (and I am inclined to believe that it is !), then the phenomenon must not be limited to Allhabad alone. This is another example of how crores of rupees are being stolen daily from the pocket of the hapless and unsuspecting consumer by the ubiquitous and unscrupulous thieves of the private sector..!! 

Another Moral Victory for My Stand On Corruption

Dear Friends,
It appears that the issue of corruption in the private sector being the genesis of all corruption in this country is now gaining momentum. If the newspapers are to be believed, the government is mulling bringing the three holy cows of this country-namely Media, NGOs and the Corporates under the scanner of the Lokpal (if and when it is formed). You may recall that I have written an article called "Vultures Behind Lenses" bringing out the rot that has and is eating away the core of Indian  Media. On the issue of the corruption in private sector, my series of articles under the common title,"Thieves of the private sector" is there for you to read, discuss and debate. I have for long raised the issue that corruption in India is all pervasive and what is visible and highlighted in the public sector is merely the  proverbial tip of the iceberg. It is heartening to see that work has begun on fixing the responsibility of those who are silently eating away into the roots of our country like a bunch of termites working unseen under the ground.